Bad Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image “My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth.” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad Bad habit Biting Nails Cured Habit Habit Biting Habits Her Hid Teeth Marriage Nails Nails Cured Wife
I bite my nails so bad. They're awful! My nails are so ugly. I need to stop biting them. — Elle Fanning Copy Share Image
I bite the hell out of my fingernails. I can't stop. I should stop. It would be nice to grow my fingernails out. It… — Jackie Earle Haley Copy Share Image
I bite my nails. I've been chewing on them for years. As long as you don't chew through flesh it's all right. — Ed Westwick Copy Share Image
I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
A nail is driven out by another nail. Habit is overcome by habit. — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“If you ate nails, your stomach would hurt, and it’s a good thing that it would. Eating nails is deadly, thus the pain is… — Vironika Tugaleva Copy Share Image
I had horrendous teeth. I had 10 years of orthodontist treatment, everything you can think of. — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
My dentist said my teeth were wearing away at the back because I couldn't bite. My top jaw was broken and brought forward, and… — Eddie the Eagle Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
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Sometimes I'm in a bad mood, sometimes I'm in a good mood. It's like everyone else. — Tricky Copy Share Image
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What people tend to forget is the journey that I had getting to Formula One. There were plenty of years where I had to… — Lewis Hamilton Copy Share Image
Television, radio, social media. The 24/7 news cycle plows forward mercilessly on our desks, in our cars and in our pockets. Thousands and thousands… — Joseph Prince Copy Share Image
I listen to heavy metal thanks to my son. When I argue with him on the kind of music he is listening to, he… — Zeenat Aman Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
One thing I always tell players is that there are three bad things: Nothing good happens after midnight, nothing good happens when you're around… — Nick Saban Copy Share Image
Everybody has bad days, but how you respond to it is a testament to whether you are a winner or a loser. — Aaron Gordon Copy Share Image
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