Airplane Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image “And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airplane Funny Humor Saliva Sea
It was only a phrase that went from mouth to mouth and was never quite swallowed. — Ismail Kadaré Copy Share Image
Other men puffed, snorted, and splashed. George passed through the ocean with the silent dignity of a torpedo. Other men swallowed water, here a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No drowning man can know which drop of water his last breath did stop;... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The fair breeze blew, The white foam flew, And the forrow followed free. We were the first to ever burst into the silent sea. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
And one rose in a tent of sea and gave A darkening shudder; water fell away; The whale stood shining, and then sank in… — Yvor Winters Copy Share Image
She fell into a deep pool of sticky water, which eventually closed over her head. She saw nothing and heard nothing but a faint… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I saw him open his mouth wide. . . as though he had wanted to swallow all the air, all the earth, all the… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“A speck of saliva flew from Ida's mouth onto Ester's lower lip. When Ida released Ester's arm and left the toilets, Ester wiped her… — Alison Moore Copy Share Image
“I once swallowed my difference without water on an empty stomach.” — Simon Armitage Copy Share Image
Another bottle just to get a couple swallows, headed towards the bottom couldn't get off.. he didn't even think he had a problem — James Merrow Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that if we didn't have electricity, we'd be watching television by candle light? — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The time that one gains cannot be accumulated in a storehouse; it is contradictory to want to save up existence, which, the fact is,… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
I shoot in black and white, sometimes color, sometimes if it looks good I shoot out the window of the airplanes or whatever, anything… — Robert Barry Copy Share Image
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I believe that anyone who flies in an airplane and doesn't spend most of his time looking out the window wastes his money. — Marc Reisner Copy Share Image
We live in a world where it has become politically correct to avoid absolutes. Many want all religions to be given the same honor,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the second airplane to france and we're done ! yeyyyyyyyyy !! this one was more full :P — Shmmopy Copy Share Image
The way I see it, you can either work for a living or you can fly airplanes. Me, I'd rather fly. — Len Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm 17 years old. I'm not a straight-A student or anything. Even so, I figured out how to make an Internet that they can't… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
From computers to information technology to airplanes, it has been America's unique blend of republican government and free-market capitalism that has allowed us to… — George Nethercutt Copy Share Image
I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor, I said,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Sometimes life is like being stuck in the middle-seat of an airplane, next to a ridiculously fat person and a crying baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
