Candle Quote by Tommy Cooper

“Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that if we didn't have electricity, we'd be watching television by candle light?” quote by Tommy Cooper — Download Open image

“Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that if we didn't have electricity, we'd be watching television by candle light?”

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It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

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“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”

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Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place.

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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,…

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I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius…

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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

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I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

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Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.

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And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.

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He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's…

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My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'

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I'm a candle flame that sways in currents of air you can't see. You need to be the one who steadies me to burn.

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I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in…

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The dream of coming back is becoming a reality. A lot of the uncertainty about the future has been cleared up. A lot of…

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Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal of his candles on a rejoicing night, let her look to him and keep him out of harm's way; or the world will be apt to say, she has a mind to be a widow before…

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Miracles are like candles lit up until the sun rises, and then blown out. Therefore, I am amused when I hear sects and churches talk about having evidence of Divine authority because they have miracles. Miracles in our time are like candles in the street at midday. We do not want miracles. They are to teach men how to find…

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On Hanukkah, the first dark night, Light yourself a candle bright. I'll you, if you will me invite To dance within that gentle light.

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I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who…

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Only by the candle, held in the skeleton hand of Poverty, can man read his own dark heart.

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Traveling is all very well if you can get home at night. I would be willing to go around the world if I came…

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Go not to the temple to put flowers upon the feet of God, first fill your own house with the fragrance of love. Go not to the temple to light candles before the altar of God, first remove the darkness of sin from your heart. Go not to the temple to bow down your head in prayer, first learn to…

Rabindranath Tagore