Dreams Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image “Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dreams Funny Last night Sleep
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I had a dream last night.. I'm eating 10 pounds of marshmallow.. I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.. ;D lolz.. — Ljoyce Copy Share Image
I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing! — Oupa Copy Share Image
I actually had a dream, which I believe is right from God, about My Pillow. — Mike Lindell Copy Share Image
When I went traveling, I was sleeping on the beach. Sometimes I was starving. I used to dream of eating a meat pie from… — Bez Copy Share Image
I dreamt that I woke up. It's the oldest dream of all, and I've just had it — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep. — Bob Ingman Copy Share Image
One night I dreamed that I painted a large American flag, and the next morning I got up and I went out and bought… — Jasper Johns Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that if we didn't have electricity, we'd be watching television by candle light? — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Cine a ucis stelele? Cine a surpat drumul spre viitor al celor din morminte?” — Ionel Teodoreanu Copy Share Image
“Once we become sensitive to dreams, we discover that every dynamic in a dream is manifesting itself in some way in our practical lives” — Robert A. Johnson Copy Share Image
“Now you’re wet. You’re so wet you’re leaking down your ass. You’re soaking my pillow. I don’t think I’m ever washing it. I want… — Susan Stoker Copy Share Image
“Not that it matters, when you dream, there's no outside or in. Your mind is an unimaginable bloom. A willow catkin as big as… — Rich Shapero Copy Share Image
Sometimes we wish for the feel but we never understand that we have to give a lot to get the feel ! — Robert Reynolds Copy Share Image
The vision of the left, full of envy and resentment, takes its worst toll on those at the bottom - whether black or white… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
It’s so important to create in your own voice, to hold onto what makes you unique, and have faith in your vision. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
“As dreams are the healing songs from the wilderness of our unconscious - So wild animals, wild plants, wild landscapes are the healing dreams… — Dale Pendell Copy Share Image
Alone in a world, With millions of souls Walking in circles Trapped in their dreams unhealthy, unclean walking in circles, now do not disturb… — Chester Bennington Copy Share Image
“Doing the work to transform your dreams into reality is like walking across the earth. It can be that hard, and it can take… — Dragos Bratasanu Copy Share Image
I guess, it's a father's dream for his daughter to be known around the world. — Liza Soberano Copy Share Image