Courses Quote by Redman

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

— Jimmy Buffett

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of…

— Jon Stewart

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

You gotta floss!

— Jonathan Van Ness

Never floss with a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

Never floss a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.”

— Jarod Kintz

I stay flossed out all through the week. My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.

— BG

I'm okay with having horrible lower teeth.

— Katy Perry

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not…

— Bill Bryson

I hate when people are chomping their gum, even though I do it. I hate that.

— Kendall Jenner