Funny Quote by Joan Rivers

Never floss a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

You gotta floss!

— Jonathan Van Ness

I like to floss so mama tell me be cautious. She know the cost, she tell me death ain't option.

— Tyga

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not…

— Bill Bryson

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

I stay flossed out all through the week. My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.

— BG

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of…

— Jon Stewart

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?

— Jeaniene Frost

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.

— Scott Simon

I do try to floss everyday cause it's obviously good for you and healthy.

— Nyjah Huston

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

— Jimmy Buffett