Curvy Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of…

— Jon Stewart

I stay flossed out all through the week. My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.

— BG

Without a doubt, the worst part of being a mom is having to floss my kids' teeth every night. It's so tedious.

— Molly Shannon

You gotta floss!

— Jonathan Van Ness

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I…

— Rachel McAdams

I do try to floss everyday cause it's obviously good for you and healthy.

— Nyjah Huston

Never floss with a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

I like to floss so mama tell me be cautious. She know the cost, she tell me death ain't option.

— Tyga

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not…

— Bill Bryson

Never floss a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

— Jimmy Buffett