I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing. — Scott Simon Copy Share Image
Like flossing, frequent engagement with a product, especially over a short period of time, increases the likelihood of forming new routines. — Nir Eyal Copy Share Image
“How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head, and start… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Death proof, ride with Rosario Dawson. Tell em open wide when they see how Im flossing, ching! — XV Copy Share Image
He's getting dumped. And he doesn't even know it yet. He's probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I have been together with my husband for 33 years. Romance can still be there if you don't see each other brushing… — Princess Michael of Kent Copy Share Image
It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didn’t come at all when you set a place… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
I'm lookin like Madonna but I'm flossing like Ivana. Trump, you know I keep that work in my trunk. Got my hand… — Kreayshawn Copy Share Image
Surfing is kind of a good metaphor for the rest of life. The extremely good stuff - chocolate and great sex and… — Jaimal Yogis Copy Share Image
“Ritual he liked, but compulsory routine he hated. Thus, he resented every minute that he now had to surrender to showering, shampooing,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I'm really aggressive with my dental hygiene. I started flossing, which was really important, and I have an electric toothbrush to get… — Myha'la Copy Share Image
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I encouraged my patients to floss. It was hard to do some days. They should have flossed. Flossing prevents periodontal disease and… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I thought about how, at twenty-six, I shouldn’t have to floss yet, who wants to be bothered! I didn’t even have the… — Chrissi Sepe Copy Share Image
Personally, I hate flossing. So this is the first discipline I quit when I am stressed. But if I stop this one… — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
