Ask me Quote by Stephen Chbosky

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of…

— Jon Stewart

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not…

— Bill Bryson

I've never in my life had a cavity. Not one!

— Jay DeMarcus

“I encouraged my patients to floss. It was hard to do some days. They should have flossed. Flossing prevents periodontal disease and can extend…

— Joshua Ferris

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

— Rodney Dangerfield

If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

You gotta floss!

— Jonathan Van Ness

My dentist told me I have a lot of cavities. If by cavities he means girls then yes, I have a lot of them.

— Nikhil Saluja

I do try to floss everyday cause it's obviously good for you and healthy.

— Nyjah Huston

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

— Jimmy Buffett

Never floss with a stranger.

— Joan Rivers