Back Quote by Parker Posey

And it is hysterically funny to see someone eating oysters for the first time.

— Kathy Hilton

Love me some oysters. I always try them in different countries and cities.

— Nina Agdal

Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Oysters are a lot like women. It's how we survive the hurts in life that brings us strength and gives us our beauty.”

— Beth Hoffman

In Germany I ingested the entire contents of the hotel mini-bar before a show and stuck my fingers in this guy's nostrils because I…

— Grace Slick

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

— Garry Shandling

I'm not a big oyster eater. But I know people who will sit at a raw bar and eat oyster for two hours.

— Michael McKean

According to my mother, there pretty much wasn't anything I wouldn't eat as a child. Not just try, but eat. I was even inclined…

— Alice Dreger

You ought to try eating raw oysters in a restaurant with every eye focused upon you - it makes you feel as if the…

— Lillian Russell

I really like oysters, and I won't eat them alone. They're just a weird thing to eat by yourself.

— Katie Aselton

Eating a raw oyster is like french kissing a mermaid.

— Tom Robbins

“The stranded oysters are popping open in the warmth. Tucked in like narcoleptic babies in the pluff mud, they snooze their existence away. Exuding…

— Bibiana Krall