Blow job Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blow job Blow Jobs Dark Humor
If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists. — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We were beginning to understand why, in pre-anaesthetic days, the Bible had stipulated that suicide was a sin. Anything other than the prospect of… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
The world had teeth and it could bite you with them anytime it wanted. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I hold that if the Almighty had ever made a set of men that should do all the eating and none of the work, he would have made them with mouths only and no hands, and if he had ever made another class that he intended should do all the work and none of the eating, he would have made… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share
No one sane would let a first-century dentist fill their children's teeth. Why then do we allow first-century theologians to fill our children's minds? — Michael Dowd Copy Share Image
No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Because really, when you get down on your knees on the pew, you’re just giving God a blow job.” — Nick McDonell Copy Share Image
Even God does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart. That's why he Made them BONELESS. — Ritzy Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But beneath them all, at the very bottom of the stack, is a worn and slightly tattered magazine called African Mamas Sucking Hog. I… — Andre Dubus III Copy Share Image
“Bitch, have you been getting collagen in those lips? You look like you gave a blow job to a Hoover attachment.” — Heidi Cullinan Copy Share Image
“Of course, a blow job given in friendship isn't the most arousing, but it stays in the memory longer.” — Bruce Benderson Copy Share Image
“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.” — Matt Cole Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Martin, what the hell do I pay you for?” “My good looks, the occasional blow job, and my constant supply of Jim Beam.”… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
When I was meeting people in L.A., guys always thought if they paid for dinner, they deserved a blow job. But generally, I'll say… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? — Larry David Copy Share Image
“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. "You don't already know how… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Calm down, calm down. Deep breath,” Colleen whispered. “It's showtime. He's a nice guy, you're a nice woman.” “Hey, Paulie,” Bryce said as he… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter anyway!” Patrick couldn’t sit down. He couldn’t. “It’s not like sex is anything to shout about! It’s icky, and the guy… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“He's just pissed because he's been married for so fucking long, he can't remember what a blow job feels like," Matt says, earning a… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
