Quote by Tom E

We are gods with anuses.

— Ernest Becker

If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

— Anonymous

Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.

— Matt Chandler

Just because God gave you a mouth doesn't mean you must constantly use it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

— Neil Gaiman

God gives almonds to those who have no teeth

— Spanish Proverb

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

— Ralph Nader

God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an ass!

— Archie Bunker

I Swear to Drunk, I Am not God!

— MacyJaxson

God gave us a mouth that close and ear that don't........... that should tell you something.

— Shaundra

You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.

— Anonymous

God can give a straight blow with a crooked stick.

— Corrie Ten Boom