Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be… — Jad Abumrad Copy Share Image
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I do not like the Broadway theatre because it does not know how to say hello. The tone of voice is false,… — Julian Beck Copy Share Image
Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America,… — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“The pearlfish swims up a sea cucumber's anus, makes itslef comfortable, and eats its host's gonads.” — Matt Simon Copy Share Image
I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Man is a bird full of mud, I say aloud. And death looks on with a casual eye and scratches his anus. — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“Now, the penis is round, and the anus is round, while the vagina’s opening is long and narrow; clearly then Nature designed… — Ada Palmer Copy Share Image
The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
