Anus Quote by Tom DeLonge Download Open image “I've been abducted and probed in the anus. On purpose.” — Tom DeLonge ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Anus Purpose
My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I decided to go to the night, myself, and started to go out to the fields, where I would encounter things that I cannot… — Michal Rovner Copy Share Image
No one ever found out what was happening inside me. How the pain was eating me away. No one ever came to my rescue,… — Julie Anne Peters Copy Share Image
I've fallen down crevasses, been bitten by snakes, been knocked unconscious, had various limbs broken and once, a heavy camera came plunging down which… — Bear Grylls Copy Share Image
Once while vacationing at my grandparent's house in Rajasthan, we were sleeping on the roof and I spotted an object hovering around in the… — Nimrat Kaur Copy Share Image
I lifted my right foot to step up into the bus and collided head on with an invisible force that entered my awareness like… — Suzanne Segal Copy Share Image
I was on the verge of jumping into one of those holes in life out of which we emerge a bit tattered and bloody,… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
The depth of the feeling continued to surprise and threaten me, but each time it hit again and I bore it...I would discover that… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do. — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success,… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
My company created a platform called Modlife, this prepackaged website that runs an artist's website. — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
I'm a huge stadium rock fan, but I'm also a fan of everything from Massive Attack to Peter Gabriel, U2, the Police, Radiohead, and… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
Geometric shapes hold an energy pattern, and scientists did some experiments which say certain geometric shapes can affect matter around them. It's simply because… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
I think that the needs in human life will change and grow and evolve. I do think that that the importance will always be… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
The compass represents spirituality, no end and no beginning....the ruler represents 'tangible evidence' ... a measurable event... both coming together shall represent a Human… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
My dad has had a rare form of leukemia since I was in about 7th grade. — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
When I write in the studio, I tend to gravitate toward the ability to play really loud, aggressive, post-punk stuff, with big, heavy guitars… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
There's a time in your life where you're not quite sure where you are. You think everything's perfect, but it's not perfect... Then one… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake… — Jad Abumrad Copy Share Image
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I do not like the Broadway theatre because it does not know how to say hello. The tone of voice is false, the mannerisms… — Julian Beck Copy Share Image
Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side… — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“The pearlfish swims up a sea cucumber's anus, makes itslef comfortable, and eats its host's gonads.” — Matt Simon Copy Share Image
