Anus Quote by Christopher Titus

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

— Voltaire

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

— Adam Ferrara

I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my…

— Jim Gaffigan

OMG I love this Crazy Bish Devils Fiance, she is my wife and one of the most amazing people I know but she wants…

— Levita BRAHZ

“One day I realized the perfect coincidence between the books I was trying to finish on gnosticism and moral behavior, and the attempts of…

— Robin Sacredfire

In this day when God is often referred to as 'It' or 'She' or 'Goddess' for the sake of leveling, I must say I…

— Jeffrey Jones

When I met my wife 20 plus years ago, she was a vegetarian, so I was the closest thing to the devil that she…

— Michael Symon

In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive. There could…

— David Boreanaz

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

— Geraldo Rivera

“What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!”

— MaryJanice Davidson

Satan labels you. God names you.

— Gloria Gaither

“He’s met someone,” she said during one of our Skype calls in my second year of medical school. “Another demon?” “I think he really…

— R.S. Grey