Anus Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Anus Break Humor Shoes Trying Whales
“What if you don't have to be alone in your whale? Like what if that's the point? To find the right person to sit… — Todd Hasak-Lowy Copy Share Image
“Whatever! Go save a dolphin or something!" He whirled around. "It's a whale, Alex, a whale! That's what I'm interested in saving." I threw… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I never worried about being a whale stalker before. I promise to leave them unmolested from now on.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“I would like to apologize for the rocking of this boat, but we are currently being humped by a whale.” — Andy Parsons Copy Share Image
“I don’t wear boat shoes—I wear yacht shoes. It’s not just that they’re bigger, but I had to hire a captain to take me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Don't be stupid and awkward," the dolphin says. "You want to walk together or not?" "You are a stupid piece of shit. Go away… — tao lin Copy Share Image
“Don't wanna ever take your shoes off in coconut land. Never know when you're gonna have to run.” — Dianne Harman Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake… — Jad Abumrad Copy Share Image
What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I do not like the Broadway theatre because it does not know how to say hello. The tone of voice is false, the mannerisms… — Julian Beck Copy Share Image
Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side… — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“The pearlfish swims up a sea cucumber's anus, makes itslef comfortable, and eats its host's gonads.” — Matt Simon Copy Share Image
