Killer whales Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Killer whales
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I have the confidence of a killer whale, but being shot down by these losers stings.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Killer whales were named as such because they sometimes preyed on large whales and sharks” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“The killer whale's heart weighs one hundred kilos but in other respects it is light. There is nothing more animal-like than a clear conscience… — Wislawa Szymborska Copy Share Image
“So say you are charged with, you and some of your colleagues, lifting a heavy dead whale carcass onto a flatbed.” — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“If you swim with sharks, make sure you have the appetite of a whale.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Whales are like elephants of the sea. They have family structures, mannerisms, and habits that are similar to our own.” — Terri Irwin Copy Share Image
“Ah, I know that," said Tiffany, as the boat rocked on the swell. "Whales aren't dangerous, because they just eat very small things..." "Row… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend some up-close and personal time with ninety pounds of barbarian woman-flesh! Sorry, I don't know how much that is in kilos.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Scientists believe that sharks are one of the oldest species of animals still in existence. Nature built them as perfect predators. Perfect killing machines. Nature hasn't had to revise or update them much. They were built right the first time. Dolphins are very different. Scientists say that millions of years ago, dolphins were land animals. Sea mammals not very different… — K.A. Applegate Copy Share
Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“Killer whales were named as such because they sometimes preyed on large whales and sharks” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Human beings had polluted the seawater and mechanically destroyed the nearby coast; all life had paid this price. Often, in airports, on sidewalks, at… — Jacques-Yves Cousteau Copy Share Image
Sea World's killer whale collection needs constant replenishing. The average life span of the animals in captivity is less than half the average for… — Nina Easton Copy Share Image
“For a long time, humans have wondered about the possibility of intelligent life on other planets while ignoring the intelligent life on this one.… — Mark Leiren-Young Copy Share Image
“So, don’t believe anyone who says that since nature is based on a struggle for life, we need to live like this as well.… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
“1 The summer our marriage failed we picked sage to sweeten our hot dark car. We sat in the yard with heavy glasses of… — Dina Ben-Lev Copy Share Image
