Anus Quote by Karl Pilkington Download Open image “If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.” — Karl Pilkington ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Anus Five Ifs Mines
They say 'A Picture' Is Worth A Thousand Words. But I think they're wrong. When I looked at yours, I was speechless... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I typed coughing into Google images, and this is what I got a few rows down... — Alla Copy Share Image
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! WOW. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The Bumpuses were so low down on the evolutionary totem pole that they weren't even included in Darwin's famous family tree. They had inbred… — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. We found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words. — Erez Lieberman Aiden Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. In fact, we found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words. — Erez Lieberman Aiden Copy Share Image
As for a picture, if it isn't worth a thousand words, the hell with it. — Ad Reinhardt Copy Share Image
One of these days, I'm going to publish a book of all the pictures I did not take. — Rene Burri Copy Share Image
You don't take good pictures...when told, you say ''beauty is skin deep'' why didn't you have an x-ray scan then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake… — Jad Abumrad Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I do not like the Broadway theatre because it does not know how to say hello. The tone of voice is false, the mannerisms… — Julian Beck Copy Share Image
Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side… — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
