Anus Quote by Matt Simon

“Seawater begs the pearl to break its shell”

— Nadia Hashimi

“He remembered a story he’d once heard about a girl throwing starfish into the ocean. “An old man comes along and says to her,…

— Bo Burlingham

“Doc was collecting marine animals in the Great Tide Pool on the tip of the Peninsula. It is a fabulous place: when the tide…

— John Steinbeck

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The oysters arrived on a deep bed of ice. She had never eaten an oyster, and she stared down at the platter. A ruffle…

— Ruth Reichl

“Oyster, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails!”

— Ambrose Bierce

“I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob. They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod. They float…

— Karl Pilkington

“It was as if I were an oyster and somebody forced a grain of sand into my shell -- a grain of sand that…

— Truman Capote

“Into the sea of yourself like a young dog, and bring out a pearl.”

— Dylan Thomas

“Even a grain of sand united with an oyster can make a pearl.”

— Truth Devour

“They excrete in the same water where they eat, and they eat in the semen-clouded water where they fornicate. Fish are disgusting.”

— Dean Koontz

“…her fluorescent pink vibrator sailed through the air to land with a splash in the goldfish bowl sitting on the bench at the end…

— Debbie Mason