Cucumber Quotes

“Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean)”

— Rainbow Rowell

Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

— Alys Fowler

The horse does not eat cucumber salad

— Johann Philipp Reis

“I was as cool as a cucumber”

— Jenny Han

Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.

— Mark Lawrenson

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.

— Yuliya Snigir

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm cool as a cucumber, baby.

— Thomas Middleditch

I've seen a grown man eat a whole cucumber. I have seen everything in this world now.

— Nikhil Saluja

“life is like a cucumber today in your mouth and 10 up your butt.”

— Ashraf Jamali

I can see my competitors sweating, and I am cool as a cucumber.

— Adam Rippon

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

— Irena Chalmers

“Remember: once your cucumber brain has become pickled, it can never go back to being a cucumber.”

— Adam Alter

Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.

— Lawrence Durrell

“The world is like a cucumber—today it's in your hand, tomorrow up your arse.”

— Lawrence Durrell

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

— Samuel Johnson

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to…

— Marcus Aurelius

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on…

— Marcus Aurelius

I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests.

— Gabriela Isler

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on…

— Jasper Fforde

“9.3.88.32.025: The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians,…

— Jasper Fforde

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need…

— Marcus Aurelius

“Every day Fu-shee, the smaller children, and I fan out in the hills around Green Dragon to strip trees of their bark…

— See Lisa

I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put…

— Barry Humphries

“The pearlfish swims up a sea cucumber's anus, makes itslef comfortable, and eats its host's gonads.”

— Matt Simon

I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.

— Jeff Goldblum

“You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment.”

— Charles Dickens