Quote by Rainbow Rowell Download Open image ““Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean)”” — Rainbow Rowell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You poked a fucking cucumber up his butt?” “Couple of ‘em.” He chuckled. “And you said I was the weird fucker.” “So, when did… — Scott Hildreth Copy Share Image
“Remember: once your cucumber brain has become pickled, it can never go back to being a cucumber.” — Adam Alter Copy Share Image
“You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay,… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a cucumber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The Produce Gem grins from half-way down the chip aisle. “And I thought the cucumber choosing was detailed.” Cash. He was watching. He saw… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Wainwright’s Fruit Emporium. Mr Wainwright is not able to take calls at this time since he is not right in the head and thinks… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Reagan was sitting up at Cath's desk when Cath woke up. "Are you awake?" "Have you been watching me sleep?" "Yes, Bella. Are you… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Are you awake?” “Have you been watching me sleep?” “Yes, Bella. Are you awake?” “No.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Someone was knocking on her windshield. Georgie lifted her head off the steering wheel. It was Kendrick. She couldn’t really hear what he was… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Maybe Park had paralyzed her with his ninja magic, his Vulcan handhold, and now he was going to eat her. That would be awesome. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“That person thought that wearing an ugly dress on the happiest day of someone else's life was just the beginning-the line you have to… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Is this where you tell me that I'm a scoundrel, and I say that I think you like me because I'm a scoundrel? Because… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Te informo de que mi respuesta a tus próximas doce afirmaciones va a ser: «¿Cómo dices?»” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
He looked exactly like a rat. Like the human being version of a rat. Like the villain in a Don Bluth movie. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Tell me more about the mountains, Georgie said, because she wasn't really sure what to ask. Because ' tell me where I went wrong'… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
God, his chin. She wanted to make an honest woman of his chin. She wanted to lock it down. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
