Funny Quote by Merrie Haskell Download Open image ““I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.”” — Merrie Haskell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sneeze
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“Did I never explain to you about love, Reva?' Pa asked. I gave him a look, and he laughed uncomfortably. 'I guess not. Let me put it in a way you'll understand. Love is like stinging nettles. Only they prick from the inside out, starting at your heart and bursting on around. It's worse when it gets here'--he rubbed the… — Merrie Haskell Copy Share
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“Are you suggesting we eat cursed fruit? Vicious fruit? Attacking fruit?” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
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