Quote by Charles Dickens

“Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean)”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Remember: once your cucumber brain has become pickled, it can never go back to being a cucumber.”

— Adam Alter

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was as cool as a cucumber”

— Jenny Han

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

— Irena Chalmers

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay,…

— Marcus Aurelius

“We need to shop," Paul said, peering over his shoulder. "True. We should do it together." [...]"We can hold up cucumbers in the produce…

— Kaje Harper

“call any vegetable, call it by name, and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you”

— Frank Zappa

“Wainwright’s Fruit Emporium. Mr Wainwright is not able to take calls at this time since he is not right in the head and thinks…

— Douglas Adams

“The Produce Gem grins from half-way down the chip aisle. “And I thought the cucumber choosing was detailed.” Cash. He was watching. He saw…

— Pella Grace

“some vegetables are supposed to stay in the dirt and shouldn't be eaten at all.”

— Ember Casey

“If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce.”

— Douglas Wilson