Cucumber Quotes by Mark Lawrenson

My iPod's unbelievable. Seriously. The kids have put most of the music on it, but there's a complete mix of '80s rubbish and current…

— Mark Lawrenson

I don't think I would have made it as a cricketer.

— Mark Lawrenson

To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.

— Mark Lawrenson

He looks like a man who has nits and worms at the same time.

— Mark Lawrenson

My father, Tommy, who was a trained draughtsman, played for Preston North End in the Finney era. He liked football but did not love…

— Mark Lawrenson

HBO churn out some unbelievable stuff. They really got me with things like 'Band of Brothers.' But you can't beat 'The Sopranos.'

— Mark Lawrenson

Newcastle are absolutely besotted by injuries.

— Mark Lawrenson

If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with; if you keep it out, it's not a goal.

— Mark Lawrenson

Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he's quickly running out of legs.

— Mark Lawrenson

Don't be frightened of failure. It makes you stronger if you learn from your mistakes.

— Mark Lawrenson

These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.

— Mark Lawrenson

Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership. There's no denying that.

— Mark Lawrenson