Ass Quote by Lawrence Durrell Download Open image “Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.” — Lawrence Durrell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Cucumbers Hands Life Life is Life is like Minutes Next One minute
“The world is like a cucumber—today it's in your hand, tomorrow up your arse.” — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Life is not a fist. Life is an open hand waiting for some other hand to enter it. — Elie Wiesel Copy Share Image
All it takes is a second and your whole life can get turned upside down. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
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Life is more complicated than we think, yet far simpler than anyone dares to imagine — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
“Suddenly at the end of the great couloir my vision is sharpened by a pale disjunctive shudder as a bar of buttercup-yellow thickening gradually… — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
To be the equal of reality you must learn how to ignore it without danger. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the rank of… — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
It only takes one match to ignite a haystack, or one remark to fire a mind. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
“He felt that his mind had become a battle-ground for the forces of good and evil and that his task was to strain every… — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
Science is the poetry of the intellect and poetry the science of the heart's affections. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
We live" writes Pursewarden somewhere, "lives based upon selected fictions. Our view of reality is conditioned by our position in space and time -… — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
It's unthinkable not to love -you'd have a severe nervous breakdown. Or you'd have to be Philip Larkin. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
“God did not create us, nor did He wish us to be created. We are the work of a lesser deity, a demiurge, who… — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
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“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
