I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
O for a lodge in a garden of cucumbers! O for an iceberg or two at control! O for a vale that… — Rossiter Johnson Copy Share Image
The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
“Root shook his head. “Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil,” he said with his mouth full. “I refuse to associate them with… — Shay Lynam Copy Share Image
Cucumber and bergamot," Clary said. "Is there anything else you hate that I ought to know about?" Jace looked at Dorothea over… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Since his mother died I have seen him steam a cucumber thinking it was zucchini. That's the kind of thing that turns… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom makes this amazing little snack that, to this day, I still think about. It's pita bread wrapped with melted butter,… — Masiela Lusha Copy Share Image
Coming from New York, I know that if you go by a delicatessen, and you put a sweet cucumber in the vinegar… — Philip Zimbardo Copy Share Image
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
The best Mother's Day gift I ever got was just a full day with the kids where they did their mommy pampering.… — Elisabeth Hasselbeck Copy Share Image
I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I had to wear a fat suit to play Mma Ramotswe in 'The No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency.' She's described as being… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I believe that virtually everyone has the ability to either grow some food at home, or to find an appropriate location to… — Greg Peterson Copy Share Image
If 'heartache' sounds exaggerated then surely you have never gone to your garden one rare morning in June to find that the… — Ruth Stout Copy Share Image
Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
July is hollyhocks and hammocks, fireworks and vacations, hot and steamy weather, cool and refreshing swims, beach picnics, and vegetables all out… — Jean Hersey Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, was that homophobic? No--I think it was, 'cause I hear that a lot. Dave, What?, You're talking about being gay.… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The play account rule is that it must be spent every month. That's right! Each month you have to blow all the… — T. Harv Eker Copy Share Image
The organic gardener does not think of throwing away the garbage. She knows that she needs the garbage. She is capable of… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
Sometimes from this hillside just after sunset The rim of the sky takes on a tinge Of the palest green, like the… — Robert Hass Copy Share Image
I was mainly raised by a working mum who didn't have much time or inclination for making food. So I had three… — Paloma Faith Copy Share Image
Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
No academy could have given me all I discovered by getting my teeth into the exhibitions, the shop windows, and the museums… — Marc Chagall Copy Share Image
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest. — Richard Harris Barham Copy Share Image
Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in. — Jeff Goldblum Copy Share Image
