I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in. — Jeff Goldblum Copy Share Image
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
My fridge is really just vegan: coconut water, Gatorade (my favorite!), cucumbers, mint, kale, vegetables, ginger, and wheat grass. — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread… — Hedrick Smith Copy Share Image
My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour… — Marianne Faithfull Copy Share Image
I love to create this green juice shake made from kale, spinach, cucumber and wheatgrass. The nutrients in the juice help me… — Troy Polamalu Copy Share Image
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their… — Eric Alterman Copy Share Image
“We need to shop," Paul said, peering over his shoulder. "True. We should do it together." [...]"We can hold up cucumbers in… — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand… — Asne Seierstad Copy Share Image
Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber comes from.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Start her, now; give 'em the long and strong stroke, Tashtego. Start her, Tash, my boy-start her, all; but keep cool, keep… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning… — Amanda Seyfried Copy Share Image
The secret weapon is cucumber.' Solange sat all the way up. 'Jasmine, cover your ears.' MaryAnn, Juliette and Jasmine burst out laughing.… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“Suffice to say, the dream writer had a way of phrasing things. She could depict the curve of a cucumber, the shape… — Meia Geddes Copy Share Image
“Roses climbed the shed, entwined with dark purple clematis, leaves as glossy as satin. There were no thorns. Patience's cupboard was overflowing… — Ellen Herrick Copy Share Image
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