Funny Quote by Kaje Harper

“The Produce Gem grins from half-way down the chip aisle. “And I thought the cucumber choosing was detailed.” Cash. He was watching. He saw…

— Pella Grace

“Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean)”

— Rainbow Rowell

“You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment.”

— Charles Dickens

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress…

— Terry Pratchett

“You should eat,” Paul suggested.”

— Debra Webb

“Every time you make a decision about food, Paul pleaded, quoting Berry, “you are farming by proxy.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Wainwright’s Fruit Emporium. Mr Wainwright is not able to take calls at this time since he is not right in the head and thinks…

— Douglas Adams

“I was as cool as a cucumber”

— Jenny Han

“Here in the home it’s all too often cucumber time. At night you realize that nothing important has happened all day. On the other…

— Hendrik Groen

“I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.”

— Merrie Haskell

“I always say that “if we eat together, we can work together.”

— JA Perez