Cucumbers Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

— Mitch Hedberg

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

— Irena Chalmers

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

— Snooki

I anything can't do right since because pickles!

— Spongebob

I should have had the pickle.

— Preston Sturges

“I don’t care who the devil he is. He can go hang. She’s a pickle pocket. A pock picket. Pox on it, you know…

— Donna Thorland

If you're feeling like a pickle please don't frown cuz somewhere there's a hamburger waiting to be found!

— Ryan Tackett

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay,…

— Marcus Aurelius

I was your typical pregnant lady - pickles and watermelon.

— Morena Baccarin

I've seen a grown man eat a whole cucumber. I have seen everything in this world now.

— Nikhil Saluja

I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash?

— Robin McKinley

If a pickpocket meets a Holy Man, he will see only His pockets.

— Baba Hari Dass