After I saw a couple of pictures put out by my fellow comedy-directors, which seemed to have abandoned the fun in favor… — Preston Sturges Abandoned Copy Share Image
When the last dime is gone, I'll sit on the curb outside with a pencil and a ten cent notebook and start… — Preston Sturges Cents Copy Share Image
I suppose they're like the I.R.S. You move once and they never send you your refund check. — Preston Sturges Check Copy Share Image
“JEAN I need him like the axe needs the turkey. HARRINGTON Don't be vulgar, Jean. Let us be crooked, but never common.” — Preston Sturges Writing Copy Share Image
Now I've laid me down to die I pray my neighbors not to pry Too deeply into sins that I Not only… — Preston Sturges Deny Copy Share Image
Film is the greatest educational medium the world has ever known. — Preston Sturges Cinema Copy Share Image
“You know, Maude . . . somebody meeting you for the first time -- not knowing you were cracked -- might get… — Preston Sturges Absurd Copy Share Image
The most incredible thing about my career is that I had one. — Preston Sturges Career Copy Share Image
“GERRY I would step on your face! HACKENSACKER That's quite all right, I rather enjoyed it. GERRY Twice! HACKENSACKER You made quite… — Preston Sturges Writing Copy Share Image
“THE POLITICIAN If it wasn't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics. Men without ambition. Jellyfish! CATHERINE… — Preston Sturges Absurd Copy Share Image
A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a… — Preston Sturges Arms Copy Share Image
I did all my directing when I wrote the screenplay. It was probably harder for a regular director. He probably had to… — Preston Sturges Directors Copy Share Image
You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one. — Preston Sturges Birthday Copy Share Image
“JEAN Boy, would I like to see you give some old harpie the three in one! COLONEL Don't be vulgar, Jane. Let… — Preston Sturges Writing Copy Share Image
“This is the story of two men who met in a banana republic. One of them never did anything dishonest in his… — Preston Sturges Absurd Copy Share Image
