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“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress…

— Terry Pratchett

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Remember: once your cucumber brain has become pickled, it can never go back to being a cucumber.”

— Adam Alter

“My dad had said don’t look, but I’d already seen him. Pickled eggs are the Devil’s snack.”

— Miriam Toews

“Pickled onions had nothing to do with moral imagination, but were important in their own quiet, vinegary way, Isabel supposed.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

“No one seemed to think it was odd that a Dumpster-diving urban pig farmer was in their midst. In fact, I came to learn…

— Novella Carpenter

“Dude, can I have your pickle?”

— J.C. Lillis

“Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean)”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Janie. . .” I glanced toward the door of our bedroom, having not heard Quinn come home. His glare moved between me and my…

— Penny Reid

“pickle smell. Jenny winced. Gross. Shaking her”

— Theresa Rizzo

“You poked a fucking cucumber up his butt?” “Couple of ‘em.” He chuckled. “And you said I was the weird fucker.” “So, when did…

— Scott Hildreth

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those…

— Tim Vine