Complaints Quote by Tim Vine

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm having a cheeseburger," Anna said. "With fries smothered in vinegar and salt." "I told you I wouldn't kiss you again. You don't have…

— Shannon Stacey

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

— Sid Waddell

“Onions are placed in a plastic bag and kept in one of the crisper bins of my refrigerator.”

— N.T. Alcuaz

“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress…

— Terry Pratchett

“Don't think of onions!”

— Lee Edward Fodi

I’m trying to think of the last time I had onions.

— Karl Lagerfeld

“I opened my mouth, mad enough to spit, and said loudly, “I don’t eat iceberg lettuce!” Really? I asked myself. That’s what you’re going…

— Piper Kerman

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.”

— Jarod Kintz

Coming from New York, I know that if you go by a delicatessen, and you put a sweet cucumber in the vinegar barrel, the…

— Philip Zimbardo

It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?

— Jared Leto

“He dropped back into the couch cushions, stroking the condensation dripping off his glass. "You're in a pickle." "You want one?" Her eyebrows perked…

— Kristin Miller