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“I placed my hands on the edge of the table and leaned into her, extremely annoyed. “I’ve been cooking since I was a kid.…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“Why do you need a recipe book?” “So I can cook?” I raise my eyebrows. A frown twists his lips. “Pretty sure my mom…

— Lindy Zart

I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?"

— Jay Leno

“This burger is so good, it’s stupid,” I burst out. “I thought California was supposed to be full of vegans sprinkling sprouts on everything.”…

— Alice Clayton

“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny”

— Haresh Daswani

“My daughters-in-law, you know..." she shrugs her rounded shoulders resignedly. "They are such sweet girls, good mothers, kind to me..." "And such bad cooks!"…

— Stacey Ballis

“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of…

— Jeff Strand

“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Will you folks excuse me, I have to go to…

— Jarod Kintz

“Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes." "Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.”

— Sarah Ockler

“I bought some crackers and a piece of hoop cheese and an apple at a grocery store and sat on a nail keg by…

— Charles Portis

“You'll need lots of chips to go with that lot." "And salt too, ha ha." "Ha ha." "We aren't going around to other shops…

— Ben Aaronovitch

“...and Lucy." She looked like she might cry. 'What about her?' "Lucy smells like food." She nearly gagged saying it. 'Sol, all that's normal.…

— Alyxandra Harvey