Food Quote by Jay Leno

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'Id like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with…

— Jay Leno

“I want to name one of my kids “I’ll-Have-A-Large-Cheeseburger.” That way, when I show up at McDonald's with my kids and the person behind…

— Jarod Kintz

When I was 14 years old, I was with my parents at a restaurant. Some people came in and said, 'Would you like to…

— Nora Arnezeder

“I'm having a cheeseburger," Anna said. "With fries smothered in vinegar and salt." "I told you I wouldn't kiss you again. You don't have…

— Shannon Stacey

“Sweet potato fries?”

— Jamie McGuire

I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn't say fries! I'm seeing you talk and all I'm seeing is me…

— Jennifer Lawrence

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would…

— Mitch Hedberg

I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

— John Stamos

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

— Bobby Heenan

“I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.”

— Gayle Forman

Hey, I used to eat at McDonald's: I liked the taste of the food, especially the French fries.

— Eric Schlosser

“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking…

— Various