Quote by Jarod Kintz

I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?"

— Jay Leno

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'Id like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with…

— Jay Leno

“I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for…

— Jarod Kintz

“One of my suppliers told me, “Ray, you know you aren’t in the hamburger business at all. You’re in the french-fry business. I don’t…

— Ray Kroc

When I was 14 years old, I was with my parents at a restaurant. Some people came in and said, 'Would you like to…

— Nora Arnezeder

“I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. “And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And— and…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“This burger is so good, it’s stupid,” I burst out. “I thought California was supposed to be full of vegans sprinkling sprouts on everything.”…

— Alice Clayton

“I didn’t ask for twenty quarter-pound cheeseburgers, I asked for four quarter-pound cheeseburgers five times.” “Same thing,” he said. “It’s not the same thing…

— Bill Bryson

“I ordered a cheeseburger and a beer from a waitress who looked as though she wanted to be in one of those want-to-get-away? commercials.…

— Harlan Coben

“Somebody get me a cheeseburger!”

— Steve Miller Band

“I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.”

— Gayle Forman

“I'm having a cheeseburger," Anna said. "With fries smothered in vinegar and salt." "I told you I wouldn't kiss you again. You don't have…

— Shannon Stacey