Family Quote by Jarod Kintz

“You made me dinner, so I made myself vomit—twice. Once to clear some room in my full stomach so I could eat, and the…

— Jarod Kintz

“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you don't want to cook, you should try throwing a dish.”

— Kyung-Sook Shin

“I don't believe in twisting yourself into knots of excuses and explanations over the food you make. When one's hostess starts in with self-deprecations…

— Julia Child

“I assure you I won’t be throwing up my dinner tonight.”

— Kirkland Ciccone

“I placed my hands on the edge of the table and leaned into her, extremely annoyed. “I’ve been cooking since I was a kid.…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on…

— Cilla Black

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price

“Remember! When you tell a woman that she cooks something very good; you will be fucked by eating it three times a day.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny”

— Haresh Daswani

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“It's the company, not the cooking, that makes the meal.”

— Kirby Larson