Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My date couldn’t make it to dinner, because at the last minute I backed down from asking her.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Made dinner," Helen told him in a flat voice. "Did I do something wrong?" he asked tentatively. "Of course not. Why would you ask that when I just cooked you dinner?" "Because usually when a woman spends hours cooking a complicated meal and then just sits at the table with a pissed off look on her face, that means some… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share
“She had to laugh. "You're making me hungry." "Me, too." His gaze locked with hers, making it clear it wasn't just barbecue he was… — B.J. Daniels Copy Share Image
“Oh. That. Look, that was a time long time ago. That’s not going to happen this time. I’m clean. I just want to have… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“She was cooking for herself and shit, trying to make a point. I laughed at her trying to be petty. That petty shit didn’t… — Toy Copy Share Image
“She had practically taken ownership of his kitchen and arguing with her over it only left him with a raging headache. She could cook,… — Bethany-Kris Copy Share Image
“I placed my hands on the edge of the table and leaned into her, extremely annoyed. “I’ve been cooking since I was a kid.… — Brittainy C. Cherry Copy Share Image
“After we made love, I didn’t want her to leave. At least not before she did the dishes.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“lean against the wall next to her desk. “So, I have to eat dinner again tonight. Just like last week. And the week before… — Vivian Arend Copy Share Image
“Are you hungry?” “I am, though not for food at the moment.” She leaned up on her elbows and crooked a finger at him.… — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
