Food Quote by Jarod Kintz

“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Will you folks excuse me, I have to go to…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d hate to be forced to drink my own vomit without throwing up, because what if they made me drink that too?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes you have to stick your finger down your throat and vomit up the disgusting insides of the self... sometimes you have to increase…

— Gail Hareven

“Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest.”

— Laurie Colwin

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I assure you I won’t be throwing up my dinner tonight.”

— Kirkland Ciccone

“I am cooking without a recipe, singing without the words, and dancing badly by myself.”

— Alyssa Shelasky

“He understands that creating a meal means creating your own reality...”

— Alice Waters

“I'm not going to die with you just because you made lunch for me. Of course, if it had been dinner...”

— Haruki Murakami

“Are you finished vomiting excuses at me?”

— Ruby Dixon

“Running my hands up my waist, cupping my breasts, I taunted, “I’m not hungry for food, maître. Who needs dinner when I can suck…

— Pepper Winters

“Your dinner is mocking me. I’ll kill it and eat it.”

— Jarod Kintz