Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You made me dinner, so I made myself vomit—twice. Once to clear some room in my full stomach so I could eat, and the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had… — Kalayna Price Copy Share Image
“IT CAN BE HELPFUL TO THINK OF THEM EATING YOUR FAVORITE FOODS AND OCCASIONALLY THROWING UP AND GETTING BITS STUCK IN THEIR NOSES.” — Jenny Holzer Copy Share Image
“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.” — Emory R. Frie Copy Share Image
“One of the very best things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our… — Luciano Pavarotti Copy Share Image
“Eating is an absolute, repetitive activity. The same as love. Once you start you can't stop. So if you can't eat when you're hungry,… — Kyung Ran Jo Copy Share Image
“here is the issue: while you may know that food is readily available and you’ll eat again in a few short hours, your body… — Abel James Copy Share Image
“(Side note: I heard that dentist call one of his assistants a bitch one time, so I have zero regrets about vomiting all over… — Matt Bellassai Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
