“Is your dad Mr. Kipling? Because you're a tart!” — Kirkland Ciccone Bitchy-but-awesome Copy Share Image
“I watched Question Time on BBC1 last night and I've come to the conclusion this country needs more unemployed politicians.” — Kirkland Ciccone Humour Copy Share Image
“I felt the heat of the fire and heard the screams. I needed to use moisturiser for days afterwards.” — Kirkland Ciccone Fire Copy Share Image
“You’re breathing the same air as a bunch of pill-popping manic depressives, alcoholics, and schizophrenics. You’ve been drinking tea with a bunch… — Kirkland Ciccone Crazy Copy Share Image
“We live in a reasonable world which tells us the incredible is impossible. But reason is about to be swept aside in… — Kirkland Ciccone Reasonable World Copy Share Image
“I can hear clouds drifting across the sky! The worms beneath my feet…demand freedom from the darkness…the secret hopes of humankind…all of… — Kirkland Ciccone Darkness Copy Share Image
“We live in a reasonable world which tells us the incredible is impossible.” — Kirkland Ciccone Impossible Copy Share Image
“Sandwiches are funeral food, and The Empress always liked sandwiches.” — Kirkland Ciccone Sandwiches Funeral Copy Share Image
“Mum repeated the old adage that money can't buy you everything...before adding that she prefers using credit cards instead.” — Kirkland Ciccone Credit card Copy Share Image
