Humour Quote by Kirkland Ciccone Download Open image ““Signing autographs is much better than signing on.”” — Kirkland Ciccone ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Signing autographs
“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just all part of not being famous.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I never get tired of signing autographs 'cause I used to do it so much in class dreaming about the day that it might… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
You know, I don't turn down autographs. I try to sign as many autographs as I can. — E-40 Copy Share Image
“I don’t endorse my checks, because what, am I just going to give away free autographs?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love being able to sign autographs when I get that extra free time after a round just to be able to give back… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
Signing autographs is weird. I'm an introvert, so it's been a strain in that way. — Amy Sherald Copy Share Image
In order to stay connected with my fans I do my best to sign autographs before and after every game as well sign all… — Graham Taylor Copy Share Image
“I can hear clouds drifting across the sky! The worms beneath my feet…demand freedom from the darkness…the secret hopes of humankind…all of it trivial.… — Kirkland Ciccone Copy Share Image
“I felt the heat of the fire and heard the screams. I needed to use moisturiser for days afterwards.” — Kirkland Ciccone Copy Share Image
“You’re breathing the same air as a bunch of pill-popping manic depressives, alcoholics, and schizophrenics. You’ve been drinking tea with a bunch of crazy… — Kirkland Ciccone Copy Share Image
“We live in a reasonable world which tells us the incredible is impossible. But reason is about to be swept aside in the new… — Kirkland Ciccone Copy Share Image
“I watched Question Time on BBC1 last night and I've come to the conclusion this country needs more unemployed politicians.” — Kirkland Ciccone Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is a famous journalistic legend about the time a young reporter covered the Johnstown flood of 1889. The kid wrote: God sat on a hillside overlooking Johnstown today and looked at the destruction He had wrought. His… — Roger Ebert Copy Share
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”… ..."Fuck all of you,”… — David Wong Copy Share
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
