“How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep… — Haresh Daswani Humor Copy Share Image
“I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was… — Haresh Daswani Books Copy Share Image
“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person,… — Haresh Daswani Blind person Copy Share Image
“you can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy” — Haresh Daswani Beauty Copy Share Image
“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny” — Haresh Daswani Food Copy Share Image
“If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl” — Haresh Daswani Dream Copy Share Image
“I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me” — Haresh Daswani Humor-inspirational Copy Share Image
“The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later” — Haresh Daswani Five years Copy Share Image
“I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's.... Imaginary” — Haresh Daswani Humor Copy Share Image
