Humor Quote by Haresh Daswani Download Open image ““I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's… Imaginary”” — Haresh Daswani ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Love
“Most things are imaginary, when you think about it. Sometimes I think I'm imaginary.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“I swear I’m not imaginary.” An uncontrollable grin spread across my face. “I would know if I was imaginary, right?” — Tara Hudson Copy Share Image
“I need to see you, hear you, and feel you, so I know this is real, and I don’t have to pretend anymore.” — Alison G. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I’d been doing everything to please everyone else and some imaginary me.” — Jolene Stockman Copy Share Image
“There's just this empty shell, pretending to be human." "That's not true." I wished she could see herself the way I saw her- not… — Todd Mitchell Copy Share Image
You know what's great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't ever let anyone tell you that the imaginary is equivalent to the real: your skin, your vast breathing skin, will insist otherwise.” — Claire Messud Copy Share Image
“I'd curl up with a good romance book with my current book boyfriend and pretend the real world didn't exist for a little while.” — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
