“I’d like to say I deserve you, but the truth is I don’t and never will. You deserve a prince, and you’re… — Jen McLaughlin Deserve Copy Share Image
“Did you know two out of six dollar bills have been shoved down a stripper’s G-string at one point in time?” — Jen McLaughlin Dollar bills Copy Share Image
“If I had to watch her kiss another guy, I wouldn't be responsible for my reactions. I couldn't have her, but I… — Jen McLaughlin Kiss Copy Share Image
“It was ridiculous that people spent so much damn time picking out a casket based on what the dead person lying in… — Jen McLaughlin Casket Copy Share Image
“I'd curl up with a good romance book with my current book boyfriend and pretend the real world didn't exist for a… — Jen McLaughlin Book-junkie Copy Share Image
“I'm here, watching you hate me, and I'm not going anywhere. It's my turn to have the broken heart. I can handle… — Jen McLaughlin Die Alone Copy Share Image
