Time Quote by Jen McLaughlin

“She tucked a five-dollar bill into my dress strap—like I was a stripper!”

— Dia Reeves

Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now...

— Anonymous

“Her clothes were half off—a sale, not a strip tease. Watching her shop was as hot as a fresh cup of coffee, and that’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t remember agreeing to send you an honest stripper. Just a willing one.” (Cash)”

— M. Leighton

“They were new money, without a doubt: so new it shrieked. Their clothes looked as it they'd covered themselves in glue, then rolled around…

— Margaret Atwood

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The two Crabfest eaters pulled out bills one at a time. Then they each opened their change purse as though it were a rusted…

— Harlan Coben

“What is this?" I ask, trying to sound brave and flip, and I'm sure, merely coming off as too loud and annoying. "Strip grocery…

— Rusty Fischer

“I thought about how this banknote had witnessed a moment of each one of those people’s lives. Maybe it had been at the scene…

— Fuminori Nakamura

“What, not coins in the bank? Does your purse hang as flaccid as a gelding's scrotum?”

— Neal Stephenson

“Are you really not going to pursue your dream because you now have one more bill than you had before? Are you truly so…

— Cheryl Strayed

“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.
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— Jarod Kintz