“Some sample lyrics I think I catch: "My engine races up to seventh gear; wrap your legs around my engine, dear .… — Rusty Fischer Demons Copy Share Image
“If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2: Back to Cruel,… — Rusty Fischer Gym class Copy Share Image
“Just try it,” he murmurs, reaching over to cover my hand gently. And I think, Whoa, that’s never happened before! Then: Is… — Rusty Fischer Paranormal-romance Copy Share Image
“You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.” — Rusty Fischer Around the corner Copy Share Image
“Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since… — Rusty Fischer Romance Copy Share Image
“What is this?" I ask, trying to sound brave and flip, and I'm sure, merely coming off as too loud and annoying.… — Rusty Fischer Grocery shopping Copy Share Image
“If I've got a Dad, and his name is Wormwood Rot, and he's in some heavy metal rock band called Grave Dirt… — Rusty Fischer Demons Copy Share Image
“The website didn't say how much brains--or even how many--I should eat, only that I should eat them in 48 hours OR… — Rusty Fischer Attention to detail Copy Share Image
“I look at her and ask, flat out, "What's up?" Girl talk, of course, for, Back off my man, biotch.” — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“He's reading a book called Great Warlocks of the 18th Century, and to get this ball rolling before Dean Devlin shows up… — Rusty Fischer Book Copy Share Image
“So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?” “Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three… — Rusty Fischer Paranormal Copy Share Image
“Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen,… — Rusty Fischer Humor Copy Share Image
