Annoying Quote by Rusty Fischer

“No offense, but this is the strangest striptease I’ve ever seen. I don’t think you’re supposed to fold the clothes you take off.”

— Lisa Eugene

“Does all your underwear look like it belongs in a high-class strip show?”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“It's fine, but don't ask me to strip again or I'm going to wonder what your intentions really are.”

— Stephanie Witter

“I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along with my underwear.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“Okay, we’ll take it step by step. Strip to your underwear.” A shiver went through me at his demand, but I found myself replying,…

— Samantha Young

“For a woman who claims to be an open book, you hide so much.” He runs his thumb down the side of my neck,…

— Lexi Ryan

“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.”

— Si Robertson

“Dressed to strip?’ 'You know—expensive clothes that feel good in your hands while you take them off him.”

— Roberta Pearce

“You heard me. Surely you can appreciate the symbolism. I want you to strip and bare yourself to me. Strip away all your inhibitions…

— S.R. Watson

“Observing his lopsided grin, I asked, “What?” “At this rate, you’re going to be in possession of half my wardrobe before the weekends done.”…

— Marilyn Phillips Mystery Falls

“I love strippers, they have an uncomplicated view of life. You give them money, they show you boobies.”

— John G. Hartness