Distractions Quote by Si Robertson

“Go in the bathroom and take off your panties.”

— Jaci Burton

“Do you mean the ‘you’re wearing my underwear’ face?” he asks, moving to the second button and swishing his head back and forth as…

— Kim Karr

“What is this?" I ask, trying to sound brave and flip, and I'm sure, merely coming off as too loud and annoying. "Strip grocery…

— Rusty Fischer

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had…

— Allison Pang

“Observing his lopsided grin, I asked, “What?” “At this rate, you’re going to be in possession of half my wardrobe before the weekends done.”…

— Marilyn Phillips Mystery Falls

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“I already know when I'm being bad, and I don't need to be nagged by my underwear.”

— Lisa Scottoline

“I want them to see me. Not my buttocks, not my dirty clothes, but me.”

— NoViolet Bulawayo

“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulation to my thighs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“Hey, I’ll have you know, that I have been going commando since my first wedgie in grade five; once they grab for underwear, and…

— Kim Cormack

“So that's what you do? Compliment everyone, even the... unfortunate looking ones, and you get what you want?" Johnnie shook his head, his smile…

— Jessica Gadziala