People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I was largely drinking to forget where I was. When you’re in a place like Vietnam, you get to a point where… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't believe there's evil. If there's good in this world, then you're being intellectually dishonest, if you believe… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. 'For… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
We are the rags to riches story, okay, the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.” — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
