First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. 'For… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I was largely drinking to forget where I was. When you’re in a place like Vietnam, you get to a point where… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.” — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
![“People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand, OK? The book is tall tales, OK, by me. But look, those tall tales are my life, OK? And look, I added some spices in there. That's the five percent. You…” quote by Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/37a/si-robertson-9422_book_people-say-look-your-book-tales-and-wisd_22827.jpg)
